Matching 32 Marvel Cinematic Universe characters with each NFL team
By Mark Lynch
Dallas Cowboys – Captain America
The Dallas Cowboys are known as America’s team. Even when they’re bad, their fans will show up to cheer them on. A lot of this is due to their dominance in the 1990s. Emmitt Smith, Deion Sanders, Troy Aikman, and Michael Irving are all NFL legends who’ve helped build the Cowboys’ legacy.
America’s team deserves America’s
ass
character. Like the Cowboys, Captain America fans will cheer for him even when things look hopeless. We even thought he could take Thanos when avoided being crushed. Even when Cowboy fanatics know there’s no chance, they rally them on anyway. You have to respect that. You could also easily replace the Cowboys’ logo with Cap’s shield.
The one thing that makes these two different is how the team is managed. Steve Rogers and Jerry Jones would bump heads. Sometimes Jones is too involved. Rogers would be upset that Jerry Jones wouldn’t let the coach run the team. Thus causing Captain America: Civil War – Dallas Cowboys edition. He would probably leave the team to become a free agent; however, they come back together to face the biggest threat they’ve ever seen. The New England (Black Order) Patriots and Tom “Thanos” Brady.