Finally, McDonald’s has a Batman Burger
By Skip Harvey
I realize that Batman fans have been clamoring for this for years and now their greatest dreams have come true. That’s right, in Hong Kong McDonald’s is featuring a Batman-themed cheese burger. It’s called the Batman Diner Double Beef burger and it’s an abomination of nature.
It appears to be two burger patties, onions, cheese, an egg patty, and two oddly unidentifiable sauces, one possibly being chili. it also comes with (shudder) ‘squeezy cheesy’ fries.
Check out the commercial:
Nope, that’s not chili. It appears the Westernization of the East is a double edged sword. Asian countries are now battling obesity epidemics and diabetes, but they seem to also really be into the Justice League. Supposedly this was to be the first in a line of JL inspired meals, which is going to be weird since Superman is often portrayed as a vegetarian. Plus, I’m already sick of ‘Fast Food Flash’ jokes and I’m pretty sure they haven’t even been made yet.
The only thing I know for sure is, if you want to grow up to be the physical specimen that is Batman, NEVER EAT THIS BURGER.
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