Sideshow Collectibles Classic Spider-Man Statue Available For Pre-Order

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Sing along everyone!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man! Does whatever a statue can!

On my shelf, way up high

If you break him, I will cry

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

Ahem. The new Sideshow Collectibles Classic Spider-Man Polystone Statue is what inspired me to pen that little ditty, and it’s available for pre-order now. Part of the J. Scott Campbell Spider-Man Collection, this beauty is just over 18 inches tall including its base, weighs 15 pounds and features Spidey in an iconic, “I’m about to shoot some webbing” pose.

Spider-Man will set you back $299.99, but you can also choose a payment plan that breaks down to multiple installments of $54 a month. Partner him with the Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane statues that are part of the same collection and you can have your very own polystone love triangle on your mantle. Or anywhere, really.

The Spider-Man statue is expected to ship in May 2015, so you’ve got some time to decide. Maybe even enough time to make up a song of your own.