Harley Quinn Stole Superman’s Balls!

Harley Quinn stole Superman’s balls for a good reason. I think….

If you’ve been keeping up with comics news, you know that in an homage to the legendary fight between Superman & Muhammed Ali, Harley Quinn will also be taking on the Man Of Steel. But how and why? Well that will unfold in the pages of Harley’s Little Black Book. And for some reason, that involves stealing Superman’s balls.

In the latest issue of Harley’s Little Black Book, out today, she travels back in time. Or forward. To the near future. Or past, Or something. Anyways, Harley Quinn manages to steal some of Superman’s special balls from his Fortress of Solitude in order to create a parallel timeline. Confused yet? Well hopefully this synopsis and preview gallery gives some clarification:

"Story by: Amanda Conner, Jimmy PalmiottiArt by: Billy Tucci, Joseph Michael Linser, FlavianoColors by: Paul MountsLetters by: Dave SharpeCover by: Amanda Conner, Alex Sinclair, Billy Tucci, [more…]Publisher: DC ComicsCover Price: $4.99Release Date: Aug 24th, 2016(Mumble-mumble) years ago, the alien race known as the Scrubb forced Superman into a boxing match for the ages, against Earth’s greatest heavyweight champion, (mumble-mumble)! Now, (mumble-mumble) years later, the Scrubb have returned…but with said champion unavailable, the Scrubb have chosen the next-best thing: Harley Quinn! This can’t end well for anyone involved. Featuring unbelievable art by the legendary Neal Adams, it’s a tribute to one of the greatest Superman stories of the 1970s, in Harley Quinn’s own particular, ah, idiom!"

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This is all leading into Harley Quinn’s big fight against Superman in Harley’s Little Black Book #5. However we still don’t really know why the Scrubb chose Harley Quinn as their champion or why she agreed to it. Harley’s Little Black Book #4 is available now.

h/t CBR