28 good and bad comic book characters to be quarantined with
By Mark Lynch
Lex Luthor
Lex Luthor is among the smartest people in any genre. While being quarantined with him, he’d create inventions that would make life easier. Food and music on command, a robot to massage your feet, and who knows what else.
The problem with Luthor is that he’s a colossal jerk. It wouldn’t matter what you said or did; you could agree with him and he’d still call you an idiot. If you’re sitting quietly reading, he’d get upset because you’re boring him.
There’s no winning with him. At some point, you’d end up telling him to shut up and he’d try to lock you up. Probably in a prison that he created within the house.
Verdict: Bad quarantine buddy
Dr. Doom
You’re probably wondering what the difference is between these two.
Both Luthor and Victor von Doom are genius narcissists with a low tolerance for, well, anything. The difference between the two is the punishment for annoying them. Luthor would lock you up and leave you alone, Doom would kill you. That’s it. A quick zap and you’re dust. Or, if you’re especially bothersome, he’ll use his magic to literally send you to Hell.
However, if you praise everything he does he may make your life paradise. Until one of you fails at something, then it’s back to the zapper.
Verdict: Bad quarantine buddy