Matching 32 Marvel Cinematic Universe characters with each NFL team
By Mark Lynch
Arizona Cardinals – Drax
The Arizona Cardinals are a weird team to figure out. Especially over the last ten years. Sometimes, they’re one of the worst teams in the NFL. Other times they’re competing for the Super Bowl. Last year was a disappointment. Unfortunately, their current record isn’t inspiring hope. The good news is it’s still early. Anything could happen.
Drax is another person who’s difficult to figure out. Sometimes he seems like he’s one of the best fighters in the galaxy. Other times he runs into fights head-first and gets whooped. Both Drax and the Cardinals are dangerous and sometimes embarrassing.
From the outside looking in, the Cardinals are lovable losers. Some fan bases will scream at the top of their lungs about the things they’ve done in the past. Especially when they are winning. Cardinal fans keep to themselves. Drax loses a lot and we love him for it.
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, he was inside a monster and stabbed it like a crazy person. When the fight was over, he thought he defeated the beast. It was cute and the rest of the team let him have this win. That’s Drax, the loveable loser.