10 songs we want to hear in Deadpool and Wolverine

9. "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne

Imagine Deadpool whipping up one of his wild, "who-thought-that-was-a-good-idea" plans, with poor Wolverine, reluctantly dragged along for the ride.

Now, crank up "Crazy Train" and watch as the chaos unfolds. The song's wild riffs and pounding beats are the perfect soundtrack to Deadpool's madness, like adding gasoline to a bonfire. It's the musical equivalent of a wink, letting us in on the joke as we watch, half-amused, half-alarmed, but totally unable to look away.

This would highlight how much this isn't just a "plan" but a full-blown, off-the-rails adventure, and "Crazy Train" is the conductor, egging them on and promising us a show we won't forget.

10. "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

Imagine the movie's big showdown has just wrapped up, and we see our dynamic duo, Deadpool and Wolverine, standing amidst the aftermath as if they've just walked out of a superhero salon – except a bit battered and scruffy.

Cue Gloria Gaynor's iconic anthem "I Will Survive" starting to play in the background.

Picture Deadpool, never one to miss a beat, starts lip-syncing to the song with exaggerated drama, maybe even throwing in a few dance moves that nobody asked for but everyone needs. Wolverine, in his gruff, too-cool-for-this manner, might roll his eyes but you can tell, even he's got a tiny smirk of victory. It's a perfect, chuckle-inducing moment where they're not just laughing in the face of danger - they're doing the cha-cha too.

This scene wouldn't just be about celebrating their win - it'd be a cheeky nod to their never-say-die attitude, wrapped up in a disco beat. After all, surviving a super-battle and still being able to joke about it? That's pure Deadpool and Wolverine magic.

The use of music in the Deadpool franchise has always been more than mere background noise and more like a narrative tool, enhancing emotional beats, enriching character development, and often, serving as a punchline.

While we're all on the edge of our seats waiting for this glorious cinematic experience to bless our lives, we can all just daydream about how impeccably funny and insane this new installment will be.