WWE Superstars who'd be perfect for horror movies (and what their roles would be)

What WWE and NXT Superstars would fit in which horror movie roles? How do their Kayfabe personalities work for the movies? It's all right here.

Bray Wyatt WWE "The Fiend"
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The Couple

WWE wrestlers: The Miz and Maryse

The couple is usually insufferable. They don’t add anything to the story except the sex scenes. You can also always count on one of them to run away and leave their partner. The Miz and Maryse’s “it” couple gimmick fits this narrative perfectly. 

Alternate: Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella

The Skeptic

WWE wrestlers: Heel Bayley

Jason Voorhees could be standing in front of them with a machete in one hand and a severed head in the other. The skeptic still won’t believe what they’re seeing. There must be a logical explanation for the insanity that’s happening. This leads to them being murdered as well.

This is Bayley when she’s a heel. In this case, her level of disbelief is arrogance. If she can’t understand it, then it’s not real.  It’s why she’s lost matches that she should have won. Her mind says that there's no way this person can beat her. 

Alternate: Sasha Banks

The Mean Girl

WWE wrestlers: Tiff Stratton

The difference between the mean girl and the hysteric is the former is usually despised. Normally, the mean girl is the leader of the cheerleader team, a class president, or a woman who demoralizes the people around them. When they die, people always cheer.

Tiffany Stratton is the epitome of this. If there was a Mean Girl movie based on the WWE superstars she’d be the main antagonist. What’s funny is she’d play the role so well that people would root for her despite being awful.

Alternates: Jacy Jayne