The Cast of Gotham Plays Secret Santa!
Hey Caped Crusades fans! Hope you had a great holiday and got some awesome Batman merch for Christmas! As one last bit of Christmas fun, the cast of Gotham played Secret Santa… with the characters on the show!
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Here are some highlights of the secret santa picks from the Gotham cast:
Ben McKenzie’s Gift for Fish Mooney: “It’s hard to know what to give a girl who has everything, but Fish definitely needs to unwind at the end of a long day. I would buy her a bottle of tequila and a large Teddy bear—tequila to relax, the Teddy because somebody needs a hug.”
Jada Pinkett Smith’s Gift for Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin: “I would get him a session with an Orthopedist and get his leg reset…”
Robin Lord Taylor’s Gift for Detective Harvey Bullock: “I’m getting Detective Harvey Bullock a kitten. I think it would soften him up a little bit. He could call it Oswald and feed it lots of tuna fish.”
Camren Bicondova’s gift for Detective James Gordon: “I would give Jim Gordon a gift card to Gotham Groceries. I would also set up a blind date because I think he needs some love in his life.”
Zabryna Guevara’s Gift for Alfred Pennyworth: “What better gift for good old Al than a BUTLER! Between cleaning that ENTIRE mansion alone, single parenting and fending off intruders I think he could do with a little help from a friend who knows what it’s all about. His future self, Alfred, who can anticipate any need before it’s made. Now the servant has become the master…Happy Christmas, mate.”
Erin Richards’ Gift for Bruce Wayne: “I would gift Bruce Wayne an invisible cape, so he could practice being Batman without anyone knowing!”
Victoria Cartagena’s Gift for Selina Kyle/the Future Catwoman: “I would give the future Cat Woman the ‘Selina Kyle Care Kit.’ The kit would include everything a girl ‘on the go’ needs: a first-aid kit for those minor cuts and scrapes that inevitably come from all those climbing, jumping and kick-butting shenanigans; a couple of milk chocolate candy bars, because a girl who is always on the run is bound to crave a snack every once in a while; and, of course, a spare set of goggles. I’d also slip in a self-help book for wayward kids because, while unquestionably resourceful and fiercely independent, Selina still needs some guidance in her life. Finally, I would include a prepaid cellphone with three numbers in it: Montoya and Allen’s, just in case of an emergency, and Camren Bicondova’s, because she is sweet, funny, kind-hearted and would make an awesome friend (maybe she can even teach Selina some awesome dance moves :-))”
You can read the rest of the secret santa picks in the link, nearly all the cast is included except for Donal Logue & Sean Pertwee, who were on holiday and unreachable. Gotham returns on Fox January 5th!
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