You’re here because you need a break from all of the rampant rumours and Spider-Man stirring that are all over the internet at the moment and you want some serious hard-hitting Spider-Man news with some journalistic value and integrity! And believe me when I say we here at Whatever a Spider Can want to bring you the highest quality Spider-Man reporting.
That’s why we’ve interrupted our 24 hour Drew Goddard and Dylan O’Brien round the clock reporting to bring you this latest earth-shattering, ground-breaking piece of Spider-Man news concerning an ex-cinematic Spider-Man. Brace yourself folks, this is a pretty gritty story full of emotion and gravitas.
Yes. You literally did just witness that. You just saw ex-Spider-Man Andrew Garfield nonchalantly walking down the street, down the street, without so much as a care in the world! And the tragic scenes don’t stop there Spider-Fans! Look closely and you can actually see that he’s chatting on, what experts reliably inform me is, a mobile phone.
Thankyou, I’ve been Spider-Dan and you can send me my Pulitzer prize in the post.
Seriously? This was posted onto a channel called Celebrity News HD is this really all they can get for news? Is this really worth cutting and editing a 31 second video just to show people Andrew Garfield on his phone like an ordinary functioning member of society. Is this what the world has come to? Shoot me.
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