Cheating Boyfriend Loses His Batmobile


Hell hath no fury.

An angry woman in Livonia, Michigan is selling her now ex-boyfriend’s suped up SUV for his transgressions. The car, which is in her name, is a matte black Dodge Nitro with Batman-themed accessories and has been posted on Craigslist for $18,000. Here’s how she broke the news:

"A sign taped to the vehicle in a photo submitted to CBS Detroit sends a pretty clear message to her former beau. It reads, “When you are a liar and a cheater and an abuser and you have your side chick pay to trick out, customize and paint your “Batmobile” your girlfriend (ex) who worked her ass off to get you that vehicle has it “re-poed!! Bye ‘Batman’."

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Yikes. Well, based the non-Batman elements of this car, he sounds like a douchebag anyway. Here’s the excerpt from the Craigslist post:

"Tricked out Nitro, Batman style. Matte black paint job, Batman silver logos, decals. When you open the driver and passenger door, a batman logo shines down on the ground. I do have seat covers too that I did not have patience to put on. Bluetooth hooked up so you can talk hands free on the phone. Brand new radio touch screen that can play CD’s, Pandora and even movies.If you are a Batman freak, this is the Batmobile for you.It is in my name, but I got it for my ex, who turned around and got all the extras paid for by his side chick. I need to sell this Nitro, I cannot afford to keep it, nor do I want to look at it anymore."

According to Kelly Blue Book listings, the car is actually only worth $10,000, but she admits that. She really just wants to drive that message home.

Via: CBS Detroit

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