Bizarre: Woman Talks to Batman Doll, Attacks Cop


It’s been a weird few days for my home state of Missouri. My Royals and Chiefs both saw their seasons evaporate and now a woman from Lebanon, MO has been arrested for doing her best impression of the Batman villain The Ventriloquist.

According to the Lebanon Daily Record a woman had and talked to a Batman doll before assaulting a police officer. The incident started when the woman struck another car, leading to a confrontation with the driver. This allegedly lead to the woman breaking out the man’s back window with a hammer.

"A woman, who admitted to smoking meth and drinking alcohol, was arrested after allegedly ramming her truck into a car, breaking out a window with a hammer and attacking a cop with a Batman doll.A Lebanon Police officer was dispatched at about 9:20 p.m. Saturday to a home on Fremont Court where it had been reported that there was a motor vehicle accident and a disturbance. When the officer arrived, a Dodge Dakota was crashed into an Acura. The driver of the truck, a 46-year-old Lebanon woman, was lying on the ground in front of a residence, according to an LPD incident report.The woman was lying in a flower bed, holding and talking to a 3-foot tall Batman doll. As the officer approached, she told the doll to be quiet."

When the officer told her she was under arrest the woman allegedly struck him with the doll.

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