Suicide Squad Soccer Promo
Suicide Squad on the soccer field is a terrifying idea….
Suicide Squad is getting closer and closer. In just about two months, it will be in theaters. But what if the Suicide Squad didn’t just spend all their time going out on nearly suicidal missions where they might die? What if they did other things as a squad? Like as a soccer squad?
That’s the premise behind this rather bizarre promo, which imagines the various characters in the Suicide Squad movie as one big psychotic soccer team (hey, they can’t much more nuts than actual soccer fans, right?), with a quick bio with their name (if known) and special abilities along with each member playing a position. Check out the video below:
You know what the most hilarious thing is about this video? Slipknot’s bio. He’s really good with ropes man, I mean he’s just so good. He’s like a master with them and stuff! I’ve said it a million times, there’s no point in making a Suicide Squad film if someone on the team doesn’t die (preferably at least a couple someones) and Slipknow seems easily like a candidate to not even make it 30 minutes. He doesn’t even have any merchandise associated with him.
You know what though, this kind of makes me want a crazy concept soccer game with either just the Suicide Squad or the larger DC roster. Think of it like Mario Strikers, but much more brutal. Oh! Killer Croc just ate the goalie! That’s a red flag by the referee! Oh my god, he just ate the ref as well! I mean c’mon, it would be way cooler than any lame tie-in game they would normally make for a big summer movie like this. Suicide Squad opens in theaters August 5th.