9 goofiest moments from Jurassic Park and Jurassic World, ranked
By Mark Lynch
8. When you gotta go…
Movie: Jurassic Park
What would you do if you were sitting in your vehicle and saw a T-Rex? If you’re like this writer, you’d probably lose control of your bowels. The Tyrannosaurus rex is terrifying. It's an apex predator with jaws that can crush a car. It's not like running away is an option either. They’re fast enough to catch any human on foot. Of course, you’d poop yourself. That is unless you’re a lawyer in Jurassic Park. In that case, you’d make the stupid decision to leave the "safety" of your car and run to a porta-potty.
As much as this writer would like to say this was a stupid decision, it wasn’t. Sometimes fear makes people do irrational things and this is the epitome of irrationality.
7. Keeping the Raptor eggs
Movie: Jurassic Park 3
If a velociraptor is chasing you, you don't have a lot of options. Usually, it's death or dying tired from running. However, there is one case where you can give the raptors what they're after. In Jurassic Park 3, it was their eggs.
In a lot of ways, this could have been number 1 on this list. The idea of stealing eggs from a vicious predator is among the most idiotic things you can do. While Billy did it for an honorable reason, it was still foolish. Although, it's not as dumb as the next thing on this list.