30 greatest Deadpool moments in Marvel Comics
By Mark Lynch
7. Shiklah and Deadpool get divorced
If you haven’t noticed, there is a theme with Deadpool. Every time Deadpool gets happiness in his life, expect it to turn bad eventually. Deadpool and Shiklah were happy until they weren’t Deadpool started spending more time on the surface world than he did at Shiklah’s side.
Shiklah became more and more frustrated with this situation and started cheating on him with multiple partners. Deadpool couldn’t do anything about it and Shiklah banished him from Monster Metropolis. Yes, this is a real place.
The relationship ended, but their interaction didn’t. Shicklah went on to try and rule the world. Deadpool had to team up with Spider-Man and a descendant of Van Helsing to try to find Dracula to help them defeat Shiklah. That plan backfired when Dracula and Shicklah got married. Deadpool had one more trick up his sleeve. He had sex with Shiklah. After that, Deadpool talked her into calling off the war after he explained why he bothers with humanity.
Wade will probably never find a woman who loved him the way Shicklah did. She was into him in ways that no one else was. She was just sexual, enjoyed his humor, and found him sexy. Wade also taught her a lot about how the new world works. It was sad seeing the two of them break up, but she did leave him with a sweet note. It ended with, “I’ll have some with Dracula, but, keep your phone on…you never know when booty calls.”
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