5 MCU characters we’d love to have dinner with

2. Nick Fury

If having a convo with Thanos just sounds too scary, then maybe we are better off having a conversation with the nice version of Thanos, Nick Fury. Yep, that’s right, Nick Fury is basically “nice Thanos,” minus the size and, well, minus an eye.

Fury and Thanos have more in common than some of us may realize. Both are ruthless leaders willing to save their people and home planet by any means necessary. The only difference is that Fury is just a tad more civil in that he would not be so quick to save his planet by wiping half of the block out with a snap of his fingers.

In that regard, getting a conversation out of Nick Fury would be easier and less stress-inducing than trying to sustain one with Thanos. But beyond that, in talking to the good Captain, we would be talking to a man who not only fought some grueling battles with The Avengers, but assembled them all to begin with.

And we have not even begun to take into the account his pre-Avengers years as a war hero. The big ole brain behind his eyepatch is hiding a vast array of knowledge and stories that we all should be dying to pick his brain about over some fried pork cerebellum (it’s a delicacy in some parts of the world).